Ryan Weller Loves IT!

This is what I'm going to give Ryan for his birthday! I just found it online while browsing around! I'm so happy I've stummbled upon it. Now he wont have to do as much work and maybe he'll be less stressed out! yay!

Wordless

Smidge and I have frequented so many bars this week that I can't believe I'm not still drunk. The Gossip concert on the 15th was amazing.Beth Ditto has an incredible voice and it was a sold out show so there was some awesome energy. Now that I've heard them live I dont even want to listen to the studio version of Yr Mangled Heart anymore. Snapshot was entertaining but really expensive but thats how NYC functions. I think I spent 80 dollars on drinks between eight dollar gin and tonics at Webster Hall and twelve dollar LITs at Snapshot. We made up for it later in the week when we went to Feathers for two dollar Miller Lites. So Classy. Basically this whole week/weekend has been massive alcohol consumption coupled with early morning shifts at work. I think Smidge had a very good extended birthday though.
In other news I made a new stencil today and threw it on an old t-shirt. It came out pretty well but I desperately need Photoshop so I can make my stencils straight from photos. Maybe I'll get it for mothers day.
In totally unrelated news I slept walked last night...without any under garments on and scared everyone in the apartment. I'm going to get a deadbolt for the bedroom door.

yay for my old skool cassette creation.

BIRTHDAY! BIRTHDAY!

Today is Smidge's 21st birthday! She has finally lived long enough to gain the right to legally drink in America! For her birthday I borrowed her car and got new speakers installed. She still doesn't know anything about it which I find totally impressive. In most scenarios I would have blabbed already. It came to light about half an hour ago that the speakers I wanted to put into the back of her car are too big! I can't get a refund on the installation so now I'm stuck with over sized speakers and an installation. Not sure what I'm going to do about that. I guess things aren't totally terrible because now she has a really good sound system in the front of the car and only people we don't really care about sit in the back. I'm excited for the birthday festivities later tonight, The Gossip and Snapshot.

Happy Birthday Smidge!

Easter

Easter with my family was ridiculous. My uncle got tipsy off red wine and called my grandparents squares. My cousin Kenny is married to this stripper and 95% of her body is fake. She told such great stories as "How my nose collapsed from too much plastic surgery," and "that one time i did coke and hated it." All in all it was a pretty normal Easter with my crazy family. My birthday party at the Catty Shack was a-mazing. Except for this cunt in the bathroom who told me that my, "Hit it and Quit It" t-shirt was offensive. Obviously I bitched her out as best as I could in that drunken state. (And that girl hit on my Smidge even though I introduced her as my girlfriend) Smidge danced and sang to George Michael, which is wonderful. At some point I ended up downstairs on top of the platform dancing my heart out...not too sure how that happened. But I enjoyed it. Previous to all this debauchery I saw Alison play at 169 bar which was adorable. She sang my favorite songs including the one I inspired/gave her lyrics for (Jessi J Lyric Quilt). She sings like an angel and it was really good company. So thanks Alison for all that. On Friday we went to P.F. Changs with my grandmother, grandpa, mom, sister and my great grandma. I ordered numerous fruity cocktails. Unfortunately there were 10-12 screaming fourteen year old girls at the table next to us. They were screaming at their waiter because he "looked like freddy prince junior". Isn't that guy like 35 now? I thought everyone liked him when I was fourteen. They were taking pictures with him and the other male wait staff all night long. Apparently it was one of the girls birthday which caused them to be even rowdier. At one point Smidge was staring at them in disbelief and they just started waving at us. They were also text messaging each other every picture they too the minute before so their ring tones were going off every five seconds. My great grandma is 95 and she couldn't hear anything but those girls all night. My straightlaced excheerleader grandmother yelled at me because I had two cocktails and she feared I was getting drunk. My eleven year old sister advised me to check my drink for ecstasy, apparently shes taking drug awareness in school. She also said that if I buy a joint it's probably going to be laced with PCP or dipped in liquid acid. Sounds Fun! My grandmother said other silly things that I can't remember. Basically this weekend was crazy and I didn't do any of my work for Lit Theory. But it was well worth it.

Cat Custody

Because my girlfriend, Smidge, is adorable and it was my birthday yesterday the bedroom is full of balloons. The cats are attacking them right now and it's the cutest thing I've ever seen. I wish I could find the digi cam so I could take a video. I have no idea where that thing is. If anyone finds a camera that has tons of pictures of these cats on it let me know. In other news it appears that we won't be able to have the cats at the new apartment. We're going to have to share them with Katy. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I know it's the best thing for them but I'm going to miss them quite a lot.

Its My Birthday, Bitches!

Drinking, gammbling and legalized prositution. Why didn't I go to Nevada for my birthday?

I think turning 21 is kind of disappointing.

But at least it helps me develop two important addictions.